Thank god for diuretics

I dozed off for a while, unexpectedly. the pain killers can do that to you. Woke up with crazed eyes and a hunger pang that drove me straight to the kitchen. a few almonds , didnt count, and a diet pepsi. I was safe until I frkn binged like a fat cow, cheeze and bread and chips.It was like watchin myself from above, as if it werent me, that half asleep messyhaired girl with the apetite of a monster!!
I finished eating fastas I coud, stuffed my belly within a few minutes, then ran with remorse straight to serve myself two strong doses of laxative. in a matter of 20 minutes my stomach crawled and my insides twisted.

I feel a little relieved.I deserve the pain, and tomorrow is an all water fast!!
I cant stand this full feeling and cant wait for tomorow to come. Tomoro is always a better day. A new chance to take control. I am a supergirl, I will drink water and some almonds, say each almond is 7 kcals, 10 almonds will constitute each of the 3 meals of the day.
breakfast, lunch, and dinner, 30 almonds will total a 210 kcals. Splendid>>